Tim caught a bullet in his teeth the other day at the shooting range.

In August of ‘07, mere months into his “retirement,” Tim was invited to attend the wedding of his buddy Derrick. The ceremony was in Columbia, a short drive from home. The day before the wedding, Tim attended the bachelor party, then helped set up decorations, move tables, etc. The stage was set. All that was left was to attend the ceremony the next day. But nay! In all the excitement the day before, Tim got tuckered out, and slept through the entire wedding, which began at 6 or 7 pm. Said Tim regarding the experience:

“Shut up dude, I was tired. You would be too if you were nocturnal.”

So, while back in college in Oklahoma, Tim decided to be a diligent student and write a paper that was due the next day. Unfortunately, he also decided to play Halo the same night, making the writing process last till the wee hours of the morning. Oh well, at least he did manage to get it done. But wait, here’s the best part. The next day, instead of attending the class and turning in his paper, he managed to sleep through the class, thus forfeiting any potential credit for the assignment. On the subject, Tim said:

“Basically, I managed to do everything that I did NOT want to do. I didn’t want to do the paper in the first place, but I did. Then, having done the paper, I wanted to turn it in, which I also did not do.”